"GUESSING WHAT'S ON MY MIND"

                            Sometimes a beautiful woman disguise herself as a cat woman.

                            If you Look they Look, if you don't they keep looking,

                            But if you look back they are playing with you.

                           Two bored people make one Interesting Idea,

                           But after they starting to Lough, it becomes a bad Idea,

                           is easy to catch the eye of a woman that pass you by ignoring her.

                    

                          I can say sadly that I mess two Important thing in my life at this moment,

                          Love and Money, but the sex is alright I guess ...

                          Woman have to Many beautiful shapes, but they all have a different,

                          and a smart way, to know how to Kill a man...Ouch!

                         If you are a woman, and know how to make cry a man....

                         you mother must be so proud of you.

                         woman feel so cheep when man are looking at her legs...

                         well stop wearing mini-skirts!!

                        I have a Dream that may be one day, you and you Mother,

                        Will be Finally shut up, and find a new address to live!

                        A woman that wear glasses don't mean that she's very smart,

                        is because she is Totally Blind!

                        It will be very Interesting if humans born Old, and die young,

                        so we all stop pretending to look like we are Thirty!

                        If you Mother in Law is at home, and spend the weekend at home,

                       Learn to be a Zombie, so she doesn't Kill you!

                       If you Look like a very shiny Penny...

                       woman will never go out with you,

                       woman will never go to eat with you...

                        will never go and see a Movie with you...

                        about sex?   Oh no! Definitive  they will say Yes to that!

                       Cellular Phones are the must powerful weapon in the world...

                       Even if no one is calling you!

                       If you want woman to fallow you all day, seven day a week...

                      well be a shoe sales man!

                      Pretend that you Love me,

                      pretend that you like me,

                      pretend that you are my best friend or that you know me...

                     But never pretend that you're not my Brother...

                     Cause I am...